cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?
Dude. I always wondered why he was allowed on tv because he scared the shit out of me. o.o…REMEMBER HIS VOICE?!
Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Via 10% is a fair tip
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
They don’t sell goldfish. This requires your Japanese skill to see what they deal in:)
